M437 31W

I created a new forum to discuss IEWA, I changed it to A because K was too limited to one specific manifestation. A is for Action, the mental/material manifestation of creation.

Pronounced: eye wuh

I am formally inviting anyone who wants to join me in some experiments, to indicate so with a comment to this post.

They will be conducted in a live setting, possibly YIM or PalTalk. They will probably be at a time that’s relatively convenient for everyone.

The first experiment will be AG.

I’ll give a short lecture on Astral Gifting, and then we’ll get to work.

This experiment calls for 108 ppl, but 18 will be acceptable.

by Swami Beyondananda - Famous Author of the Book MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA

1. Be a Fundamentalist–make sure the Fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laugh at least twice a day, and that will ensure regular hilarity.

2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for entering - so you are already a winner!

3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don’t like the programming we’re getting, we can simply change the channel.

4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.

5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a day. And when you’re tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in Swami’s Absurdiveness Training class: *Don’t get even, get odd.*

6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live like nomads. That’s where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way, there’ll surely be no madness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace everywhere. YES!

7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you’re looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find a fault, just don’t dwell on it.

8. There’s no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world, and we’ll never have to change it again.

9. If you’re looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is: there is no key to the Universe. The good news is: it has been left unlocked.

10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if you don’t like it, it’s not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So we don’t have to go through channels.

I invented new techinque that might be superior to any other ever invented

Here’s example:

If you’re right-handed use your left hand to do things that you normaly use right hand.

When you you walk down the stairs note which leg goes first. Then switch to other leg.

etc.

The idea is that using part of body that is not so efficient you unlock parts of your brain. Anyone who wants can use this for any purpose.

I’m writing this because you never repy to messages.

This is interesting. Few of my friends also don’t feel like replying to electronic messages (SMS, email). As I remember I also didn’t reply to email few times when I was fcked up.

The thing is, if I talk to you in person (3D) you would reply because you can’t avoid that. So have fun deleting messages